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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2013, 11:57:29 AM »
Rob can't go to Baja he's going to be too busy trying to find another country song from YouTube.

This song is more appropriate for a Cabo trip.

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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2013, 02:11:13 PM »
Don't lie you all are going down for the donkey shows !!!! LOL
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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2013, 02:13:07 PM »
What's a donkey show?

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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2013, 02:20:46 PM »
What's a donkey show?

Really really ? you don't know what a donkey show is omg !!!! use your imagination josh or goggle it.
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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2013, 02:26:10 PM »
FISH ON!!!!  I got one boys.    YEEE HAAA!!!!

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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2013, 03:26:56 PM »
I can explain, a donkey show is an onstage performance in which a woman engages in sexual acts with a donkey (a type of retarded horse). The act may begin with the traditional peanut butter on the woman's vagina, a trick which incentivises the donkey to lick it off. The woman may then reciprocate performing fellatio on the animal until it becomes aroused at which point she places her self submissive to the donkey so that interspecies sexual congress may take place. Due to the size of the animal the sexual act is restricted to a limited number of physical positions, once completed the donkey ejaculates, generally on the woman's face, and the show concludes. These performances are known to occur in Tijuana and in other Mexican border towns with high levels of criminal activity. It should also be noted that the performance is not strictly limited to loose women, in fact I understand Rob was a quite talented performer in his stage days. Anyway Josh I hope this helps clear up any confusion you might have about what a donkey show is.
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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2013, 03:32:57 PM »
I was a talented performer but when they found out that the donkey would work for food, it replaced me.

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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2013, 03:40:44 PM »
I didn't realize a donkey was a retarded horse, but now I understand why it is the mascot of the democratic party.

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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2013, 03:43:21 PM »
It's not a perfect political party but at least they brought us obamacare
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« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2013, 03:45:49 PM »
It should also be noted that the performance is not strictly limited to loose women, in fact I understand Rob was a quite talented performer in his stage days. Anyway Josh I hope this helps clear up any confusion you might have about what a donkey show is.

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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2013, 03:50:38 PM »
I do miss the peanut butter "sandwiches".


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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2013, 03:53:16 PM »
this all started from a house in the original post... No matter what the topic, leave it to Rob or someone else with a cynical sense of humor to wander into the atmosphere with tangents such as this hilarious BS.... Chuck, you are getting me to laugh like nitrous addict
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« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2013, 03:55:23 PM »
I was volunteering with the Clinton campaign years ago and you would not believe the selection of peanut butter sandwiches, so many types of spreads of available, those donkeys were pretty happy.
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Re: Los Barriles
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2013, 03:56:12 PM »
if you kill it, you eat it.... don't be a dick

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« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2013, 03:56:18 PM »
I think we're still more or less on topic
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