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Offline maodiver

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #195 on: December 10, 2014, 02:05:16 PM »
Ladies Night.

Two women go out for ladies night, and get completely ripped.  They decide that they have to walk home and start on their Merry way.  A little bit into the walk, both ladies need to stop and pee.  Being that they were next to the cemetery, they went inside and did their business.

They both realized at the same time that they had nothing to wipe with.  One lady took off her panties and wiped with that.  The other lady grabbed a wreath off of a grave and used that.  Both of them then went home, none the worse for wear.

Next morning the husband of one woman called the husband of the other and screamed, "NO MORE LADIES NIGHT!!  Last night my wife came home without panties..."

The other man replied, "That's nothing, my wife came home with a card lodged in her crack, which read, "Thanks for all the great times!!!  We will never forget you!  Signed, Firefighters of Station 1""
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #196 on: December 14, 2014, 11:31:21 AM »
I was out drinking with some friends last night, and one of them tripped on the sidewalk, fell at a weird angle and cracked something in his hip. We went to the hospital with him and spent most of the night there. Apparently he had done major damage.

Check out the x-ray




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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #197 on: December 14, 2014, 12:10:58 PM »
hmmm, radiologists usually aren't very attractive......

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #198 on: December 14, 2014, 12:44:17 PM »
I was out drinking with some friends last night, and one of them tripped on the sidewalk, fell at a weird angle and cracked something in his hip. We went to the hospital with him and spent most of the night there. Apparently he had done major damage.

Check out the x-ray

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #199 on: December 15, 2014, 01:55:55 PM »
A pedophile was walking a long a cliff when he saw a little boy, sitting on the edge of the cliff and crying. "What's wrong little boy?" he said. The boy just pointed to the beach below where a car wreck and the dead bodies of the boy's parents could clearly be discerned. The pedophile stopped for a minute, unzipped his pants, and said "this just isn't your day is it?"
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #200 on: December 15, 2014, 05:52:35 PM »
hmmm, radiologists usually aren't very attractive......

Just to be sure, are you saying you find that X-ray attractive?  I know you're into big swords, but...

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #201 on: December 16, 2014, 01:03:58 AM »
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #202 on: December 16, 2014, 05:13:15 PM »

hmmm, radiologists usually aren't very attractive......

Just to be sure, are you saying you find that X-ray attractive?  I know you're into big swords, but...

An x-ray and a radiologist are two different things Rob, and neither are particularly attractive. Maybe you we're thinking of your friend XXX-Raymond?

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #203 on: January 09, 2015, 01:38:57 PM »
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #204 on: March 26, 2015, 11:48:20 AM »
It has been a long bizzy week and figured some silly humor was in need,

What is the a pirates favorite letter in the alpha-bit ?

let me give you a hint it is not R ?????????? it is the C

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ear?

Bucc an eer
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #205 on: March 27, 2015, 01:33:21 PM »
How to catch a polar bear????
Cut hole in ice
Put a few frozen pees around hole
When the bear tries to take a pee

Kick him in the icehole 
My buddies 5grader called that the 5th grade joke of the day.
 So from then on,any silly joke was called "the 5th grade joke of the day"
Stay calm and dive on

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #206 on: March 27, 2015, 01:33:32 PM »
How to catch a polar bear????
Cut hole in ice
Put a few frozen pees around hole
When the bear tries to take a pee

Kick him in the icehole 
My buddies 5grader called that the 5th grade joke of the day.
 So from then on,any silly joke was called "the 5th grade joke of the day"
Stay calm and dive on

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #207 on: March 27, 2015, 03:23:27 PM »
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob ‘s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
 
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, “What the world’re ya doing, Billy Bob ?”
 
“Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
 
“But me’n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #208 on: May 06, 2015, 11:15:06 AM »
Coincidentally, almost immediately after reading this...

http://m.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Ominous-signs-of-problems-with-new-Bay-Bridge-s-6244776.php

...I overheard one of the builders of the bay bridge talking to his son.

"When I first came here this was all swamp. They told me I was a fool to build a bridge in the swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. That bridge sank into the swamp. I built a second bridge, that too sank into the swamp. I built a third bridge, that bridge burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth bridge, that bridge still stands. And that son is what I'm going to leave you, the strongest bridge in all of California"
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #209 on: May 08, 2015, 04:10:45 PM »
Got a sweet package from Jason B. Today! A few spearing mags to keep me sane for awhile! I appreciate it bro!

 

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