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Offline Byers

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2011, 08:38:42 PM »
RUSS!!!!!!!! WRONG WEB PAGE! WRONG WEB PAGE ! hehehehehe Russia Chicks gone wild
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« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2011, 09:17:08 PM »
Gotta link for me?? Hehehe...

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #62 on: April 20, 2011, 09:56:35 PM »
I know bob Im trying to order a bride from russia as we speak..........Wait nevermind I live in Rancho.............Ill get one down the street at the church......  :la: :la:

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #63 on: April 20, 2011, 10:27:32 PM »
Wait: its a KGB sleeper cell. They send their good looking gals to SAC No?

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2011, 08:20:50 AM »
Phone # please and Pictures :pottytrain2:
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #65 on: April 21, 2011, 10:30:10 AM »
Phone # please and Pictures :pottytrain2:
Oh my friend, one needs not to look far for them pic's and phone numbers :toothy9:

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2011, 07:41:31 PM »
True Story.....

Last weekend I went spearfishing with some friends in Ventura which gave me and the wife a chance to visit a friend of our that moved down there a year ago.  She's a vegetarian and more than a little off her nut, yes you can see where this is going.  Saturday after I got back from a morning of spearfishing she laid into me in the car on our way to see some other friends.  In the car was me, my wife, her and her boyfriend.  She starts calling me a murderer and laying all her PETA BS on me which I have no problem turning around on her and now everyone in the car is laughing at her, which she hates, so she goes extreme and starts saying, "what are you going to do when you get to heaven and they say we don't let fish murderers in?"  So I say, "wasn't Jesus a fisherman?" "Wasn't it him that said give a man a fish you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and you feed him for life?"

Now she's furious so she tries to pick a second assault she says, " when you're at the gate and St. Peter says you can't come in cause you're a murderer what will your answer be?" I say, " wasn't Peter a fisherman too?"  "Weren't they all fisherman?"  "What are you going to say when you get to heaven and they say hello welcome to heaven, where's your fish?" If you're trying to picture it, imagine three people laughing so hard they can't breath and one pissed off PETA rep.   

So now her self preservation kicks in and she says she'll just call me and ask me to bring her a fish and I say, "But I've promised my wife that I won't die before her so now I'd have to kill her so why don't I just have her bring it to you?"  My wife's screaming "why do I have to die?" But then she remembers she made me promise and gives a shoulder shrugging, "oh yeah". Now everyone is laughing, I pretend to hand my wife a fish and say, "here honey, give this to Anna when you see her.  WHACK! (pretending to club her)"  Freakin hillarious!!

The moral of the story is that people with different views can get along.  Her boyfriend has been a vegetarian since he was fifteen and he thoroughly enjoyed the theological beating she got this weekend.  At one point she was talking to her 8 year old daughter about the conspiracy theory behind Kurt Cobain and was ranting that she has a report which proves Courtney Love had him killed that her daughter could read and I remarked that she should always eat a healthy amount of protein before trying to analize any information from her mother.  My parting gift was a chicken caesar salad I left in her fridge which she specifically told me to take with me.  I'm going to call her right now and make sure she didn't waste it cause that would wound my soul if that poor chicken died in vein.


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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #67 on: April 29, 2011, 01:17:12 AM »
 :laughing4: People Eating Tasty Animals  :hello2:
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« Reply #68 on: April 29, 2011, 06:52:34 AM »
That's an awesome story!!!
Sounds like you put her in her place. I love self-righteous people.

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #69 on: April 29, 2011, 12:49:00 PM »
 :laughing7:  Good story Josh.  :toothy9:

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #70 on: April 29, 2011, 01:02:04 PM »
wish I could have been there<<<<good job
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« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2011, 09:28:50 PM »
Sleeping with Bob

 

   The guys were all at a deer camp.  No one wanted to room with Bob

because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of 

 them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

 

   The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning

with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,

what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up

and watched him all night."

 

   The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same

thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,

what happened to you? You look awful!  He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes

the roof with his snoring.   I watched him all night."

 

   The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a

man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and

bushy-tailed. "Good   morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They

said, "Man, what happened?"

 

   He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.  I went and tucked Bob into

bed, patted him on the butt and kissed him good night.  Bob sat up

and watched me all night."

 

   The old are a little wiser, when they can remember!

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« Reply #72 on: May 06, 2011, 06:30:23 AM »
Lmao!!!!! Now that was funny!!


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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #74 on: May 06, 2011, 09:47:29 AM »
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