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Offline MATT MATTISON

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2011, 04:05:08 PM »
Check this one out makes me bust up every time I watch it !
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2011, 04:22:50 PM »
Can you say ouch ! and he sure showed that little pep sqeak bully !
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2011, 09:39:19 PM »
Boat humor.

'Hi guy, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes  out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her undies out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?'

Bryan S.

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #50 on: March 22, 2011, 07:45:04 AM »
good one Brian. :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #51 on: April 13, 2011, 10:01:19 PM »
... too funny
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2011, 10:11:01 PM »
... too funny

hell-arious!  I can't believe people were rained on by whale blubber 1/4 mile away!

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« Reply #53 on: April 14, 2011, 06:56:39 AM »
... too funny

hell-arious!  I can't believe people were rained on by whale blubber 1/4 mile away!
I saw this one a few years back, classic foobar funny.

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #54 on: April 14, 2011, 10:06:26 AM »
There were three Californians out sailing, a hook and line fisherman, a rockpicker, and a NorCal Underwater Hunter. They get shipwrecked on this uncharted island. Shortly after climbing onto the beach they are surrounded by hostile cannibals. The chief conveys to them that the cannibals intend to kill them and eat them. Then they will use their skin to make a canoe. But each man will be able to choose how he dies. The chief will give them that dignity. The hook and line fisherman goes first. He exclaims "Give me a sword!" They find a sword and the man has them chop his head off. The cannibals strip his flesh to cook and take his skin to use for a canoe. The rockpicker volunteers to go next. He asks the chief to use a coconut and bash his head in. The cannibals comply and bash him in the head with a coconut until he dies. They strip his flesh and take his skin for a canoe. Now only the NorCal Underwater Hunter remains. He tells the chief "Give me a fork." The cannibals are confused and tell him that he must choose a method of death. He still insists "Give me a fork!". Finally the chief gives in and lets the man have a fork. The NorCal Underwater Hunter starts repeatedly stabbing himself all over yelling "fuk you! Here's your canoe bitch!"
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #55 on: April 14, 2011, 11:58:16 AM »
There were three Californians out sailing, a hook and line fisherman, a rockpicker, and a NorCal Underwater Hunter. They get shipwrecked on this uncharted island. Shortly after climbing onto the beach they are surrounded by hostile cannibals. The chief conveys to them that the cannibals intend to kill them and eat them. Then they will use their skin to make a canoe. But each man will be able to choose how he dies. The chief will give them that dignity. The hook and line fisherman goes first. He exclaims "Give me a sword!" They find a sword and the man has them chop his head off. The cannibals strip his flesh to cook and take his skin to use for a canoe. The rockpicker volunteers to go next. He asks the chief to use a coconut and bash his head in. The cannibals comply and bash him in the head with a coconut until he dies. They strip his flesh and take his skin for a canoe. Now only the NorCal Underwater Hunter remains. He tells the chief "Give me a fork." The cannibals are confused and tell him that he must choose a method of death. He still insists "Give me a fork!". Finally the chief gives in and lets the man have a fork. The NorCal Underwater Hunter starts repeatedly stabbing himself all over yelling "fuk you! Here's to your canoe bitch!"


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« Reply #56 on: April 18, 2011, 07:00:42 PM »
Not bad!!

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« Reply #57 on: April 18, 2011, 07:34:54 PM »
спасибо...


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Wookie steaks

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Ehhh, they're a little Chewy.

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« Reply #58 on: April 18, 2011, 08:11:05 PM »
спасибо...
спасибо...


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 ??????????????????????? Sorry to be the first to say it but what language is that???????????????????????????????????????????????

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« Reply #59 on: April 18, 2011, 08:32:35 PM »
You mean you two weren't communicating there?!?! To be honest, thought it was some kind of Russian...

 

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