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Offline Lawdog (AKA "Ling Dinger")

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #180 on: October 29, 2013, 09:23:50 AM »
LOL

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Offline VinnieR (Tortuga)

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #181 on: October 30, 2013, 08:12:14 AM »
If only Shart Week was only once a month! LOL
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #182 on: October 30, 2013, 10:55:58 AM »

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #183 on: October 30, 2013, 12:33:47 PM »
LOL, thats what happens if we dont pull over fast enough!
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #184 on: December 03, 2013, 12:41:44 PM »

Offline Lawdog (AKA "Ling Dinger")

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #185 on: January 10, 2014, 09:08:36 AM »
Thought we could use a laugh

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #187 on: February 06, 2014, 07:26:21 AM »
Dudes baddass!!!!  I think the eco nazis should be put in the water with one and see who gets bit. Lol
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #188 on: February 10, 2014, 12:56:16 PM »
doughboy dies
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from being repeatedly poked in the belly. He
was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota,
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled
with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much
of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at
times, he lived to be a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll
model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

P.S.: If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #189 on: February 10, 2014, 07:21:53 PM »
OMg!
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #190 on: March 01, 2014, 10:11:16 AM »
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #191 on: March 16, 2014, 09:33:12 AM »
that is hilarious  :D

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #192 on: March 16, 2014, 09:58:09 AM »
^^  ;D thats awesome

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #193 on: October 13, 2014, 01:26:50 PM »

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #194 on: December 10, 2014, 12:33:47 PM »
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I too...k out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

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