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Offline MATT MATTISON

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #150 on: March 27, 2013, 12:05:35 PM »


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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #151 on: March 27, 2013, 12:24:41 PM »
Thats awesome had to print that one. LOL Greg

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #152 on: March 28, 2013, 11:00:50 AM »
we all knew cats like fish but wow the lengths they will go to, he learned from watching me and jason O'donnle


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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #153 on: April 22, 2013, 11:10:18 AM »
Quote of the year !!!!

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #154 on: April 22, 2013, 11:15:28 AM »
we all knew cats like fish but wow the lengths they will go to, he learned from watching me and jason O'donnle


It was a trap. Fish are sneaky and mean.



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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #155 on: April 22, 2013, 11:16:42 AM »
Save a kitten, shoot a fish.

Offline MATT MATTISON

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #156 on: May 13, 2013, 01:27:52 PM »
Quote of the day !!!! Reationships are like fat women most do not work out !!!!
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #157 on: May 13, 2013, 01:46:47 PM »
Nice one!! heres two:
1. Fat chicks are like scooters... They're fun until your friends catch you riding one!!
2. This kid was at the breakfast table and his mom said you don't get any milk eggs or bacon because you didn't feed the animals.... so the kid goes outside pissed off and goes to feed the cow and kicks the cow...goes to feed the chickens and kicks the chickens... goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig and then goes back in the house for breakfast. His mom says "you aren't getting any food", "I saw you kick the animals"... even more pissed he eats his toast and his dad walks in and the cat is in the kitchen so he kicks the cat..... the son looks at his mom and says "should I tell him or are you?"
if you kill it, you eat it.... don't be a dick

Offline MATT MATTISON

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #158 on: May 17, 2013, 12:23:01 PM »
The friday laugh you have to watch it.
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #159 on: May 17, 2013, 01:59:52 PM »
The friday laugh you have to watch it.


LOL....im rolling right now!
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #160 on: May 17, 2013, 04:11:35 PM »
The friday laugh you have to watch it.


Just when you thought it was safe to watch something on the work computer!!
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #161 on: May 17, 2013, 06:53:06 PM »
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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #162 on: May 17, 2013, 07:20:56 PM »
I dont know if anybody posted this on here yet. But hope ya'll like it


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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #163 on: May 17, 2013, 08:42:58 PM »
Baaaahahahaha

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Re: Funny stuff, video's,jokes and what not !
« Reply #164 on: May 18, 2013, 06:16:22 PM »



Brush up on your marine biology. . .
"Ninety percent of life is just showing up."- Woody Allen-

 

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