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MATT MATTISON:
Here is a funnyyou tube clip I came across on NICKA, be warned it is profanity heavy
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MATT MATTISON:
More funny stuff
http://biggeekdad.com/2010/06/old-rock-stars/

MATT MATTISON:
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise           

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Sincerely,

P. Niss

 

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following

reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do

not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other

locations.


You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in

order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing

the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 60.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed

the assigned task..


And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and

exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

 

Sincerely,

 

V. Gina

Glaucus:
 :laughing4:  Where do you find this crap?

NorCal DiverDave:
That is f--k--g funny  :laughing7:

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